katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image


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veiny:

*Puts end of pen in my mouth while making direct eye contact with professors so they know I’ll do anything for an A*


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rallycvp:

FUCK AN APOLOGY IM NOT SORRY FOR ANYTHING.

rallycvp:

FUCK AN APOLOGY IM NOT SORRY FOR ANYTHING.

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"Guaranteed tough. Is that about you?" "Nah, its about my cock." #alrightythen #tmi

"Guaranteed tough. Is that about you?" "Nah, its about my cock." #alrightythen #tmi

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gay-for-lesbians:

she is exactly what I aspire to be

gay-for-lesbians:

she is exactly what I aspire to be

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troyeboyxtilly:

youtubers-ugh:

halloween is soon 
its transparent

Drag it nowOr on mobile tap it

troyeboyxtilly:

youtubers-ugh:

halloween is soon 

its transparent

Drag it now
Or on mobile tap it

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deanwinchestersshortshorts:

thumbtackjuicyfruitspork:

You know when a fast angry song comes on that you know every word to and you’re in just the right mood that your eyes light up with the fire and angst of a thousand punk rockers and you just feel so alive

puT ON YOUR WAR PAINT


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imdoingstuffandthingslori:

lesmiserablephantom:

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damianmcgintleman:

twerker:

2013 is the first year since 1987 to have different numbers

image

image

what about 1982
1983
1984
1985
&
1986 Hmmm

since 1987. 

image

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flying-blades:

oh my god

flying-blades:

oh my god

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